How do I sit in my bed for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time
(Source: saraxo.tumblah.com, via thebrokengoodbye)
this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
why didnt i see this coming
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do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
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superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
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there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via lilbfan)
